Portland Occupied Zone is our massive new board game satirizing Portland Antifa.

Portland Occupied Zone is a strategy roleplaying game that simulates the transformation of a Southeast Portland Neighborhood (the Fantasy Hawthorne District) from a Late-Stage Capitalist Hellscape into a Slacker Marxist Utopia.

Wage revolution! Loot local businesses! Burn the city down! Live in filth! Fight the Police! Embezzle donation money! Abuse drugs! Grope other activists without their consent!

Whoever rules as dictator at the end of the game is the winner.

Contains:

GIGANTIC 90cm² game board

64 throwable bricks

10 character miniatures

8 riot cop miniatures

9 flammable businesses

Dozens of buildable structures for your squatter camp

Over a hundred lootable items

Over 370 cards

And so so much more.

The entire set weighs a whopping 22 pounds.

Read the whole manual here

Now accepting preorders. Game will ship when it makes landfall, probably at the end of October 2022. Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business.

⚠ACHTUNG⚠

POZ makes reference to sex, violence, assault, kidnapping, torture, revenge, looting, rioting, arson, mayhem, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, animal abuse, corpse abuse, socialism, communism, cannibalism, pederasty, pervyness, cop-killing, self-harm, suicide, blasphemy and sassmouth.